Oh tiens un woody...euh woodpecker.

Insight from the jungle;
-never EVER think of taking brussels airlines if you don't want to cry of relief when the plane lands (or if you're against a walk of 45 minutes for a smoke ).
-believe in spicy food or turn your legs into mosquito food.
-get your future neighbour to build your house for you, black market style, and still discover that yes, bricks do have a price and so does cement, thanks for asking.
-eat dinner at the restaurant every night because after all it only costs 5 euros for 2 people AND you're allowed to smoke.
-pray that your boyfriend doesn't fall in love with ants and start feeding them junk food, thus doubling the size of their army.
-enjoy driving without belt or helmet, in rain, dust, mud, water, cows and sun.
-thank the indian God of internet for the 2 hours of slow browsing weekly.
-learn the tamil word for no and repeat it like a mantra to shopkeepers, beggars, drivers of all kinds, kids, dogs and so on.
-lemon IS your best friend.
-so is the fan (no relation whatsoever to the french use of the word).
-don't be surprised when you discover they DID keep your account open for 7 years because the balance was minus 140 rupees (around 2 euros).



More seriously, all is well and I miss you all, see you in 2 months.